you know what really fucking gets my cookies frosted sometimes??? i’ll be on the goddamn blue website scrolling along and suddenly come across a picture like this and i actually stop scrolling and go out of my way to share a picture of a man with a sly grin holding a fucking pineapple with a bunch of people who choose to look at what i put on my blog. people expect this from me. i hold the power to grace a plethora of people’s eyes with this picture. almost 20 thousand other people have looked at this and subconsciously decided that this represents the type of image that they want to share with others with no context. look at this man
Simon Cowell is so rich why does it feel like he only owns white shirts from Walmart
Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race
are you telling me the fastest man in the world spends his free time racing slow ass animals
EVERYONE PLEASE. PAY ATTENTION. Especially if you’re Asian.
On January 30th, 2014, California Senate just passed SCA-5, a legislation that would repeal portions of California Proposition 209.
In condensed words, this bill allows schools to DISCRIMINATE AGAINST ASIANS.
Most marine mammals are very flexible because they are made of 99% blorp.
what the fuck is the last 1%
99% blorp 1% squish
people that can swim underwater in chlorine pools with their eyes open are not to be trusted
wanna hear some cute facts!!!!
- The voices of Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse got married in real life
- Blind people smile even though they’ve never seen anyone else smile
- Cows have best friends
- The elements that we are composed of were formed in the interiors of collapsing stars. We are all made of star dust.
You are so so so
so so so so so so so
so cute touch my butt